Greetings fellow Cameron Poers.
I am pleased you have found my profile and hope you will help me spread the word about the healing powers of the movie Con Air.
It’s real simple. When someone is having a bad day, ask them if they’ve watched Con Air today.
It’ll help. I promise!
@TrungTPhan The only bad thing about this film is knowing that you will never see a movie as good for the rest of your life.
I couldn’t put into words what I felt leaving that theater until I saw William Shatner had the same experience going to space and coming back changed forever.
@DiscussingFilm It’s a fine film but it’s nowhere near as good as the best film of the 20th century: the masterpiece of cinematic excellence known as Con Air.
@selStreams@PaulSpetrini@evemmore The trick is giving a once in a lifetime gift that shows you care.
If it were me?
“Taylor, sweetie. Congratulations on the success of the Eras Tour in Europe. I bought us a VHS copy of the 1997 movie Con Air. You’re gonna love it.”
Better than marriage TBH.
@money_cruncher Sounds good in theory until you remember you can get hit by a bus tomorrow and never see that 401K money ever.
Meanwhile, you can use that $5K now and buy 519 copies of Con Air on Blu Ray and reap HOURS of joy and merriment.
We all know what the real investment in yourself is.
@uh_rona The problem is if you have sex before Con Air, you’re just gonna sit there going “Ugh. Can we hurry this up? I want to watch the movie.”
And if you watch the movie first, by the time you see Cameron Poe give his daughter the bunny, you’ll be emotionally spent.
@Samantha1989TV I agree but mostly because time wasted with these pointless endeavors like having sex and eating takes away from life’s true pleasure: Watching the 1997 film Con Air.
@alanfeuer Prosecutors revealing my search history: “Defendant searched for ‘Cast of Con Air,’ ‘Con Air memes,’ ‘Nicolas Cage’s best films’ and ‘big booba’ twice a week for six years.”