Peterson Kids

Posting stuff our kids say so we can look back on it and laugh

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“When Daddy shakes his butt at you, I got your back!” -Maddie (4)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Happy Father’s Day, Daddy. You know, you should really be saying that to me because I’m going to be a father some day.” - Charlie (6)
“Happy Father’s Day, Charlie.” - Maddie (4)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“One time I saw a constellation of a butt in the sky” -Charlie (6)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Daddy, I know a type of blood sucker animal!” -Charlie (6)
“Oh yeah, what is it?” -Dad
“A bleach!” -Charlie

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Mommy, I love having a sister” -Charlie (6)
“I love having a brother more” -Maddie (4)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Mommy, do some people’s dad’s work as garbage truck drivers?” -Maddie (4)
“Yeah, they do.” -Mom
“What is Daddy’s job?” -Maddie
“He writes about cool cars.” -Mom
“Yeah, like vans and Van Beckums!” -Maddie

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Mommy, why are twisted hairstyles called braids?” -Maddie (4)
“I don’t know. Somebody named it that. I think it’s a good name. What do you think they should be called?” -Mom
“I think they should be called unicorn.” -Maddie

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“I’m telling Gramma that you need a nap today.” -Mom
“Why?” -Maddie (4)
“Because you woke up too early.” -Mom
“But it’s been 3 hours!” -Maddie

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Goodnight Maddie I love you.” -Dad
“goodnight. I love mommy.” -Maddie (4)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Not the pear! My evilest fruit!” -Charlie (6)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Ever since I was a baby I knew I was going to play lacrosse. It is my destiny” -Charlie (6)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Hey, thanks for making me a mommy” -Mom
“No prob!” -Charlie (6)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“We went to a store that turns coins into paper money!” -Maddie (4)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

*Big sigh*

“Home sweet warm.” -Maddie (4)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

*Listening to A Whole New World*

“Hold your breath it gets better” -Aladdin
“If we hold our breath it doesn’t get better. We will die! Right Mommy?” -Maddie (4)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“I’m gonna let the dog in.” -Maddie (4)
“Was he left outside?” -Dad
“Mhmm. Left outside. He was left outside. Nobody let him in. Someone messed up” -Maddie

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“There was a dead bird and it almost gave us diabetes. You know what diabetes is?” -Maddie (4)
“No, do you?” -Mom
“Yep! It's white stuff and the diabetes will come out of your mouth. If we touch the bird with our fingers. We can only touch it with a stick.” -Maddie

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“I accidentally farted and it smells like pizza in here now.” -Maddie (4)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“You gotta stand up for yourself” -Mom
“Yeah, because I care about myself. And my brain… and my toes, and my broken nail, and my tummy, and my butt” -Maddie (4)

[Peterson Kids @WatchThisDaddy]

“Daddy can you open my window? Because I want my mystery sleeper to shine all day” -Maddie (4)
“YOU shine all day Maddie” -Dad
“Yeah because I’m a rock star. In a rock star at playing!” -Maddie