“Happy Father’s Day, Daddy. You know, you should really be saying that to me because I’m going to be a father some day.” - Charlie (6)
“Happy Father’s Day, Charlie.” - Maddie (4)
“Mommy, do some people’s dad’s work as garbage truck drivers?” -Maddie (4)
“Yeah, they do.” -Mom
“What is Daddy’s job?” -Maddie
“He writes about cool cars.” -Mom
“Yeah, like vans and Van Beckums!” -Maddie
“Mommy, why are twisted hairstyles called braids?” -Maddie (4)
“I don’t know. Somebody named it that. I think it’s a good name. What do you think they should be called?” -Mom
“I think they should be called unicorn.” -Maddie
*Listening to A Whole New World*
“Hold your breath it gets better” -Aladdin
“If we hold our breath it doesn’t get better. We will die! Right Mommy?” -Maddie (4)
“I’m gonna let the dog in.” -Maddie (4)
“Was he left outside?” -Dad
“Mhmm. Left outside. He was left outside. Nobody let him in. Someone messed up” -Maddie
“There was a dead bird and it almost gave us diabetes. You know what diabetes is?” -Maddie (4)
“No, do you?” -Mom
“Yep! It's white stuff and the diabetes will come out of your mouth. If we touch the bird with our fingers. We can only touch it with a stick.” -Maddie
“You gotta stand up for yourself” -Mom
“Yeah, because I care about myself. And my brain… and my toes, and my broken nail, and my tummy, and my butt” -Maddie (4)
“Daddy can you open my window? Because I want my mystery sleeper to shine all day” -Maddie (4)
“YOU shine all day Maddie” -Dad
“Yeah because I’m a rock star. In a rock star at playing!” -Maddie