Amber Christensen

Author, Blogger, Meme Creator, Boy Bathroom Cleaning Survivor. #momlife #parent #humor #boymom

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Toddler takes diaper off and runs around trying to whack his brothers with a broom. They all laugh and name him the Naked Samurai. #boymom

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Can't believe how cute this place is! Check it out! https://t.co/QtFvnO87hY

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@IHOP @TheRexlChxndler

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Something cooler than phones was bound to come along for my kids to want instead. #Fidgetspinners for the no data necessary win!
#momlife

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Husband: I'll take the kids to school.
Me: I'll go.
Him: I'll go.
Me: I bought stuff I didn't want you to know about. It's still in the car.

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Husband: Let's see how we can save more money each month.
Me: I was thinking about hiring a cleaning lady.
#wifelife #momlife #lifewithboys

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Kid: What's for dinner?
Me: Whatever's next in the rotation of the only four things you'll eat. #GrilledCheeseForTheWin #momlife #kids

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Toddlers suffering from daylight savings time are my favorite...
Favorite reason to crawl in a hole maybe.
#momlife #JustGiveHimWhatHeWants

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Me: Do you like fish?
3yo: Only a different kind.
Me: Which one?
3yo: Swedish fish.
Should have seen that from a mile away.
#MoveOverTilapia

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I wonder if #UPS Delivery Guys go through Ninja training. Doorbell rings, toddler flings it open, no sign of human life.
#WheredTheyGo

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Took my 6 and 3 yos out to eat. "Livin' on a Prayer" was blasting on the radio. It's like they knew we were coming.
#momlife #lifewithboys

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Take me to the store, he said. It'll be fun, he said.
#FunForWho #toddlers #momlife

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Told my kids anything left on the floor in 60 seconds was the garbage man's. Best disappearing act I've ever seen! #momlife #saturdaymorning

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Do 4-bed bunk designers have kids? Replace the mattresses with trampoline screens, nobody's sleeping in that room!
#playtime #lifewithboys

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Guy at rec bball: These kids are terrible.
Take a bow son, you're six!
I wonder how that guy would fare in the NBA.
#LetThemBeLittle #sports

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Great post on how to save a few bucks!
10 Disposable Items You Can Live Without - https://t.co/WLTNc6tKuN via @ErinJohnson620

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It's all fun and games 'til the older kids get home and reclaim their stuff. #WorstMomEver for letting the 3yo play with it.
#ButDidYouDie

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@SamsClub I wish! Our local store closed years ago. It was a sad day! Now the closest one is about 2 hours away. :(

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Me: I love you!
3yo: I love you. Actually, not. I'm 3.
Sounds about right. Wait till he needs a snack.
#ShowMeTheCookies #momlife #toddlers

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@LukeBryanOnline I read about your house full of boys. I have 4. Best way to sum it up: This is why we can't have nice things. #lifewithboys

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Gym Guy: Why'd you choose us?
Me: To get out of my house.
Gym guy: Most people come to get healthy.
Me: Well, you have a daycare.
#momlife