Watch With Zach

Every week, my in-laws watch The Bachelor while I make jokes. I also watch a lot of movies.

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Thoughts and prayers to the Argentinian fans who went to the bathroom up 2-0 and came back to a tie game. #WorldCupFinal #FIFAWorldCup #ArgentinaVsFrance

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Jill after blocking Shanae from hooking up with Tyler:
#bachelorinparadise

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Judging by the previews, everyone in Paradise has the willpower of an 8-year-old in a Dairy Queen holding a $100 bill.
#BachelorInParadise

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Peter: You get a lot of girls chasing clout in Fort Lauderdale.

Also Peter:
#bachelorinparadise

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If you see a bright light, it's just Genevieve and Shane projecting their insecurities onto Salley.
#bachelorinparadise

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Next year's lineup for Stagecoach was just announced. #bachelorinparadise #BachelorInParadiseABC

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The world has been robbed of a reenactment of Jared and Ashley's proposal with Wells playing both parts.
#BachelorInParadise

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Kira: Nacho! Nacho!
My wife: It's nacho dog!
*five minutes of her laughing to herself as I sit in stunned silence*
#BachelorInParadise #BachelorInParadiseABC

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With #HocusPocus2 coming out, a reminder that Kathy Najimy is a criminally underrated actress.

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In Logan's defense, "Luce" was pretty close. If he was playing Wordle, he'd totally get it on the next try. #BachelorInParadise

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I wish I could hear the Bachelor in Paradise goofy music playing in my own life so I would know when to shut up. #BachelorInParadise

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Rachel's dad is about to walk on stage and slap Tino like Will Smith. #thebachelorette #bachelorette

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I was in the bathroom. Which one's uncle is Billy?
#thebachelorette #bachelorette

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If I walked through that door and saw Patrick Warburton, I'd take Zach outside and propose immediately. #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

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Me watching the guys lift while sitting on the couch and eating baked ziti at home.
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

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Wait, who's that hiding behind the windmill?!
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

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Johnny on the date just now:
#bachelorette #TheBachelorette

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Well, I just found out Monty Python was ripping off a Belgian pastime.
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

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Is Gabby doing some spy work in between dates with that telescope?
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

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They rented out a whole cruise and didn't even get Wells to tend bar. #bachelorette #TheBachelorette