WaterDrinker

Hydrate

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[the space needle's girlfriend @spaceneedlesgf]

my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

if i had a dick id get hard from drinking like a really good cup of crisp cold water

[swinky @swinkying]

i get so Hydrated off that Water

[𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕠 〰️ @MANOMAGlC]

This is how Luke Kennard appeared in Rob Pelinka’s dream the night before the trade deadline

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

would you like to add protein to your $21 salad for just $9 more

[Rakeem Shabazz | Wise The Dome TV @RakeemShabazz]

Memphis is good enough for poisonous data centers but not good enough for NBA team… ok.

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

i don't know how to flirt, I told her she's a pillar of the community

[big headass bong yoda @gummysalamander]

straw capacity for camels

how many straws on my camel reddit

straw camel back maximum reddit

camel hospital near me

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[jay @JJJ4Y0_O]

we in the cracker pedo slave world apocalypse and this wat u got to say

[onion ring @oniunring]

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

[BigWeenie @Dtheemenace]

And you don’t have to be willing to kill or die. Are you willing to work? Are you willing to organise, research, help people? Are you willing to listen to Yorubas, or Igbos, or Hausas? To be in community with queers? To stand side by side with women? With Muslims and Christians?

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

i'm on that good kush and pau gasol

[Tomer Azarly @TomerAzarly]

Victor Wembanyama’s full comments today on the shooting of another civilian by federal agents in Minneapolis:

“PR has tried, but I'm not going to sit here and give some politcally correct [answer]. Every day I see the news and I'm horrified. I think it's crazy that some people might make it seem like or make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable. I read the news and sometimes I'm asking very deep questions about my own life. I'm concious also saying everything that's on my mind will have a cost that's too great for me right now, so I'd rather not get into too many details. It's terrible. I know I'm a foreigner, but I live in this counrtry and I am concerned.”

(Questions via @tom_orsborn, @mikefinger, video via @HectorLedesmaTV)

[Cinemarxism @CinemarxismBret]

We all need to get real about the reality that the government can execute you in cold blood in the streets, immediately lie about it and media will report it as truth.

There are no laws. There are no rules. This is the new reality. Act and prepare accordingly.

[America The Ghetto @Lizzurr]

International law never died. It was a stillborn at its birth. International law has never protected the colonized, the exploited, or beaten back colonizers. It just added formality & etiquette to imperialistic, capitalistic plundering that has dominated this world for centuries.

[richard @richard_normal]

the national basketball association

[abe 🌧️ @plarpman]

new slang: Spongebobviously

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