Jonny Waters

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

🚨Trump says any federal worker who doesn't show up to work in person by February 6th will be FIRED!

Meanwhile, in the UK, our lazy, unproductive civil service threatens to strike over being asked nicely to return to the office just 3 days a week.

THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Olympics cameraman thinks he’s slick😭😭

[David Pontefract @Melissa97684853]

Jay Slater emerging from the bushes after 1 week of being stuck on a cactus

[HSTikkyTokky @HSTIKKYTOKKY4]

Got banned from every club in Ibiza because of this battyman. What a joke

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

“u gonna be good to drive soon?” https://t.co/gwtmlcvnW3

[Clarke🇬🇧 @_ClarkeUK_]

@emilyhewertson Anti illegal immigrant. There’s a difference between coming here to aid the country and coming here to drain it and offer nothing in return. I couldn’t just go to Australia tomorrow and stay forever and claim. I’d need a job before they gave me a visa to stay.

[Sire Somto Morgan (ꜰʀᴇᴇᴍᴀɴ ♔) @sire_sommy]

@FunnyHumanRace @crazyclipsonly That reverse/counter!

[George @Gs20395]

Milton Keynes is fucking wild honestly

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

You are burning in the fiery pits of hell when a small demon crawls out from under a rock to observe your suffering.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Dude decides to test out if his bulletproof vest really works 😳

[Ali @DrakesWriter1]

BBC presenter Huw Edwards and Vicky Flind giving their statement🤣 #BBCPresenterScandal

[Eric Carroll @EricCar92401971]

@JeremyClarkson

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I believe the White House

[jas @jasdownesx]

I’m going to invest in a go pro for when I go to raves and nights out, the content would be impeccable

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

The woman accusing Conor McGregor of rape was chilling with him just 30 minutes after she claims the sexual assault happened. 🙄

She didn’t run to the numerous police officers in the arena. She didn’t phone 911. She didn’t ask bystanders for help.

What does she do?

Two days later she retains an attorney and starts demanding money. Shocker.

Listen to me.

ANY woman who falsely accuses a man of abuse, rape, etc. should be sentenced to the SAME AMOUNT OF TIME that an otherwise guilty man would have to serve.

That should be the standard.

Too many women weaponize and exploit the system to effectively destroy mens reputations. Whether it’s to manipulate a divorce, sway a custody battle, or financial gain.

Not only does shit like this ruin mens lives, it adds scrutiny to the credibility of real victims.

The worst part about it?

No matter how easily Conor McGregor squashes these allegations, there is ALWAYS going to be a group of haters commenting, ‘rapist!’ under every one of his posts from here on out.

And that’s fucking bullshit.

Retweet if you are sick of it as well.

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Rival gangs should be allowed to meet in giant fields and engage on Napoleonic style battles to kill and eliminate the other gangs.

No charges should be brought on the victors.

They should be allowed to recruit the homeless as mercenaries before battles.

Tate2024

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

For reference on my last tweet this was my first comment on Mizzy.

I meant it and still do.

I don’t sympathise with his actions nor condone anything he has done.

I simply want to make sure it stops, I don’t see anybody else stepping up to be a role model so I’ll do my best.