J Watson

No First Minister, only a Prime Minister!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@afneil Spain on Sunday? Surely you mean Saturday, clearly France won't lose on Bastille day!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@Meliden @afneil Probably why Ireland has huge electricity prices as well!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@TheParty1sOver "I now work on a flexible basis"! 🤭

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@lagrangecreek @KonstantinKisin @triggerpod They just run the air con unit in reverse to get a heat pump, although it does use more power in heating mode.

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@jimbolene @afneil Difference between PAYE and business owners, executives who can take special tax perks and dividends etc. The cleaners all just have to become self employed and employ their ghost family members and max out their expenses to avoid paying little if any tax, problem solved!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@PQuestion24804 @afneil The poorest don't have taxable income or pay council tax, you need educated at the university of life (North Campus)!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@and62587 @Emptins_Instnct @raelbrav @afneil Yep he's from the North so that's his sole qualification to run the country, as an atheist God help us!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@AgentP22 Yes how dare you eat local Scottish cheese and meat! You should all be eating 1000s+ mile imported soya and quinoa!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@AgentP22 She didn't want to lie enough! Who knew the eventual winner Hamas Yousless had even worse views on gay marriage!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@weeglesgapoet Just needs a spruce up! I think that's Gaelic for napalm!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@AgentP22 Someone should tell they'll need to pay higher social security contributions and taxes to pay for a higher state pension then or does that also get funded from the magic money tree?

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@Mike_Blackley Here's a plan, don't disclose your sex don't get paid!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@HACStirling @afneil Private enterprise in Scotland like BAE Systems and Babcock do well building ships!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@afneil The SNP live in the past, where they belong!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@triffic_stuff_ @afneil "A performative joke at a time when Britain needs serious rearmament."

Perhaps they're getting ready for their post government gig at the Edinburgh Fringe!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@afneil Why bother with nyaffs Andrew?

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@exiled_android @afneil Jealousy and bitterness?

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@wolvie10 @_DIGB Defensive style? Hardly surprising he quit then.

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@afneil They're attaching AI to anything now. My human detecting garden light is still the same one from 1990!

[J Watson @Watson73John]

@afneil Never trust anyone with dyed hair!