Watt

i peaked in high school

[Watt @Watten_berg]

idk if other people think I'm funny, but I think I'm hilarious

[Watt @Watten_berg]

i only tweet when i’m in the airport because i hate everyone in the airport

[Watt @Watten_berg]

10 likes and i’ll post to my linkedin https://t.co/imwWdAWbrb

[Watt @Watten_berg]

my urge to be petty on linkedin is far too strong…

[Watt @Watten_berg]

@onlyJIT28 impenetrable barrier

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

No. 8 Maryland beats No. 9. West Virginia to move on to the next round 👏

[Watt @Watten_berg]

TERRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSS

[Watt @Watten_berg]

@NeedNoApplause hummer ev go fast in cod

[Watt @Watten_berg]

i’m missing my squatty potty

[Watt @Watten_berg]

i don’t get why so many people wear suits/dresses in the airport #hellno

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Anybody got a light?

[Watt @Watten_berg]

linkedin needs a laugh react

[Watt @Watten_berg]

if you step onto the escalator slowly, i hate you

[Watt @Watten_berg]

mfs wit no chin be lookin funny as hell with their masks on

[Watt @Watten_berg]

@youjahtmail glad you recognize

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

gonna start tweeting about family guy like euphoria

“Not Peter farting on Meg 😭😂”

[Watt @Watten_berg]

i’m boutta start walkin out da crib in jedi robes

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Be free Mark! We can totally get behind this! "Mark Bryan, a robotic engineer is shattering gender norms by wearing what he likes." https://t.co/JrbuobfIaL

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Be careful who you share good news with.

[c @size32waist]

i’ll be voting for kanye west

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet