David Farqhuit

I am a reasonable man, and therefore spend most of my time totally livid.

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@backmarket have already blown it. First delivery slot for my phone was a total no-show. Next day, phone arrived without a SIM tray. Fuck you all.

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@4GadgetsUK are fucking useless. They have screwed up two out of two chances to sell me a decent phone. Avoid.

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@tmsproducer Jadeja vu?

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@philtufnell Do you think Umpire Reiffel should be fired? 🔫😆 (Dave in Hastings)

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@themiltonjones I would wish you luck Milton, but you'll have a highly skilled consultant and care team so you shouldn't need luck. Speedy recovery.

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@quantick Never got excited about Tears for Fears. Of all the shit on Antique Top of The Pops Roadshow tonight, only Shakespeare's Sister are true class. I've given up, switched the shit off.

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@TheNarraback https://t.co/DKcnSAGneA

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@lebara why will texts not send to my friend in USA? I need this sorted, out I'm off. Please do not ignore this.

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@TheNarraback That's funny

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@lebara why is my account refusing to send texts to USA?

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@TheNarraback Probably give it another go, but if it's not working for you now it might not again.

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@TheNarraback The A21, perchance?

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@stevemaythe1st @SuellaBraverman It's a lifestyle choice, Steve. Excellent hyphenation, by the way (he patronised).

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@SuellaBraverman I'm hoping to make it to a hate march tomorrow. I don't hate Jews, I hate you and most of your colleagues. I hate Hamas and what they did. I hate innocent children getting killed by Israeli bombs. That's a lot of hate, and I hate it.

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@SuellaBraverman I think being a nasty obnoxious cunt is a lifestyle choice too.

[Andy Saunders 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 @1940Andy]

Sad news from the announcements page of the local newspaper in Hastings:

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@stevemaythe1st @mrmarksteel It took me several goes, but I think I have to concede that I was wrong. Sorry Steve!

[David Farqhuit @Wavy_Davy]

@BorisJohnson Are you still here? Why don't you just fuck off, you slug?

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@TheNarraback I wonder that