Blair/Malcolm

It/any | | #1 Bug enthusiast | | #1 SpongeBob fan | | Level 19 | | Bi | | misandrist | | Raccoon thing | | @icbmacy lover | | 🪲🐝🦝

[Blair/Malcolm @Way2bugout]

Wow I did not make her say this at all I didn’t tell her to say this at all wow thank you everyone who made this possible

[Aubrey @icbmacy]

@Way2bugout Me too sweet angel baby I love you I love you you’re my favorite I’m imagining you in a boxers and a shirt together in our bed home together married actually I’m imagining you in NOTHING BANG 💥

[weather @dsxf234161]

threw a banana peel on the floor and my chud son just slipped over it

[cane @canelaslow]

this joke will never stop being funny to me

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[🍁philip @PhiliDips_]

Just saw a blind woman with her dog walk into a Starbucks in a Longos grocery store

"Wait, is this a Starbucks?"

"Yes"

"Damn it, I don't know why he always takes me to Starbucks!"

[Blair/Malcolm @Way2bugout]

Don’t have to imagine #smollbean

[°❀.ೃ࿔* @wurooods]

i’m crying imagine being so tiny that your house is literally just an apple

[yecnalc @yecnalc]

if I leaned in & only my butt no-clipped into the backrooms to take a poop, what would would happen @kaneparsons

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[Aubrey @icbmacy]

Well someone’s gambling with their luck today.

[grovy @grovymango]

Did the ppl with their butt crack out during carpet time in elementary school not feel the breeze up their coin slot . I need to know

[Jj @oxhiime]

touch my weewee Touch my fucking weewee

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[Blair/Malcolm @Way2bugout]

@icbmacy Hehe whatever I love you more

[mayonezlisoda @callmebackhome]

once you are 11 you’ll reach the unexplainable suicidal stage that just gets worse every year

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

yall sounding real pro life bout them folks aborting that down syndrome baby lol

[☆.｡.:* t0m0ko .｡.:*☆ @mootsheep]

anyone who does the ‘loll alcoholics are better than potheads!!!’ thing has never actually met an alcoholic

[Blair/Malcolm @Way2bugout]

Gud Gam

[angel @speakingathing]

u r the heart dotting i in the word apologize