Wayne

Future Stepdad

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

i could afford to be more sexually promiscuous

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

becoming a man of the cloth

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

someone should kill this guy

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

if i dont drink water for 2 days i lowkey have abs

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

progressive field i am inside you

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

giving bigcheese a vasectomy in his sleep

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

i need a propeller hat and a big lollipop really bad

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

what about 6'1 and averagely handsome

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

pussy from a girl who sees my potential and wants me to grow

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

i had a dream i was watching spongebob and Patrick broke out into a kalshi ad mid episode

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

one horse gets to fuck the rest of his life and it's off to the glue factory for the others

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

awesome white girl butt at tj maxx

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

the first song ever written was probably about violence towards women

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

i just got picked to be on chud island

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

#StopMovingMichaelJFox

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

never look a gift car in the odometer

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

@smellykailey Nope!

[Wayne @Wayne_Smith_]

The early jit gets to hit

[ᵏᵃᶦˡᵉʸ @smellykailey]

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