Tim doesn’t come out to the media, he just posts this as soon as June 1st hits and immediately turns off notifications , Bernard meanwhile is laughing like a madman next to him reading the comments 😌 Happy Pride 🏳️🌈🌈
Just quickly wanted to say publicly how proud I am of #timdrake and his coming out…but did he have to pick a kid with the name BERNARD?? I raised you better than this @_Timbo_Drake_#BachelorInParadise#Batman#dc
Whenever someone asks “Who will inherit the company?” I ask myself the same thing. Try deciding between an unstable alcoholic, a depressed coffee shit show, a demon raised by assassins or a trauma ridden trapeze artist...
Fuck it, Alfreds inheriting it. #brucewayne#Gotham
You know people ask me why I don’t have high class security for my kids. I have full faith that if they were kidnapped they’d reappear on my doorstep with a note saying the kidnappers didn’t want them anymore and a sympathy card. #brucewayne#gotham#ILoveMyKidsButTheySuck
Jason: It sometimes feels like bad stuff is always happening to me. Like i’m cursed or something.
Tim: Jason...The reason that bad stuff happens to you isn’t because you’re cursed. It’s because you’re a dumbass.
Dick: *Over the comms* HA
#Gotham#JasonTodd#TimDrake#Batman
Dick: God this is so boring, I legitimately wish I were dea-
Jason:
Dick: ... -Asleep, I wish I was asleep...
Jason: *inhale*
Dick: Jay-
Jason: *INHALE*
Dick: Jason c’mon I didn’t mean-
Jason: I DIED ONCE DID YOU KNOW THAT.
Tim: *from the couch* God Dick you’re so insensitive