Wayne Kerr

🍻 Beer enthusiast, hockey fanatic, and loving husband. Enjoying life one game at a time! 🏒 #GoodTimes #HockeyFan #HusbandLife

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

@OHLHockey Saying Mennonite to someone and getting 5 games is crazy… I’ve almost ended multiple careers when I played and the most I’ve ever got was a 3 game suspension… world is so crazy now.

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

This guy in my online math class is always shaking his head crashing out because he thinks he’s too smart for the class. Like buddy pipe down we get it you get no touches and rip cool math names.

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Why is traffic etiquette not talking about. Some people are just not aware of what they are doing out here. It’s like in golf you take your friend for the first time and they try to talk to you when your addressing the ball that you can or can’t see bc your 8 transfusions deep.

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Holy fuck seeing Kentucky game in real time has me shaking my monkey. What a game, what a month. #kentucky #marchmadness

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

On the fence of hitting it tonight. It’s a barbed wire one too so highly unlikely but never a no.

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Horizontal right now and it feels great. Gotta get the fluids into me to flush out whatever the hell I in took into my body last night. Big one tomorrow, going to have a few brews for saint Patty himself and all of Ireland #doublechampdoeswtvhewants

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Had to send a picture to my professor of the homework last night. Currently part taking in some online classes as I try to upgrade my math. Just noticed I had a sneaky beer in the background. So sneaky he may not notice but if he does he’s a beauty in my books #gamerespectsgame

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Wife texts me at 2 am last night “where are you” my response was like any other reasonable and mature adult…. Chicken glue. Wish I was joking #whatthehellwasthat

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

I feel like a bag of dicks. Have a haircut at 11:30 am. Showing up with a mop on my head and a beard that has more patches then a quilt… and trust me I’m going hear about it. Not hungover though. #beers

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Absolutely hung tits today. Going to need a rockstar energy to kick my day off before I have to throw the old work boots on.

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Unreal boys are all going to be hung cheddar giggling about it on the ice #usa #olympics #11Eleven

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Auston Matthews is expected to play on Wednesday against the Lightning, Craig Berube announced.

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Been off grid what’s going on in Mexico. #mexico

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Typical rich city kid who thinks women and men should share a bathroom. Shame… kids a gamer.

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

Jake Guentzel did not accept Donald Trump's invite to the White House and won't join the team on their visit today.

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Btw I’m back @BishopG25800

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Currently studying for a midterm… I’ve never been more astronomically fucked for one in my life. Good to use a big word right there because my brain needs every bit of confidence I can get. #buckleup

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

John Schneider loves Ohtani so much he wants to make him look good. Check your ego Schneider and give your balls a tug here fella or is Ohtani going to help you with that after this game… damn it John

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Fucking fights carter hart.

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Let’s goooo, Carter Hart is going to have the craziest comeback in all of sports. #carthartttttttttt

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Should it be a golf day tmr or beach day still undecided need to get out of the house kids are driving me crazy.

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

@racheldoerrie 😂🫵🏻

[Wayne Kerr @WayneKerr67]

Boils my blood that Hellebuyck took home the hart trophy. How long are we going to hate the Russians here guys. Kucherov wins the scoring race for a 2nd year in a row and hasn’t been close to winning the hart trophy. World is so soft give it to the greasy Russian! #NHLAwards