Wayne Kmiov

probably winding you up

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

Serena aint been on the wegovy. Looks the same

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

@Unfeel34 @TUnlimitedd And how do you know that mate?

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

@lilyallen - How does just over an hour equal 21:10 - 22:00? Seems like barely 50 minutes to me...
- Don't pretend like you're not caking it in on this tour

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

@bbctms Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha someone’s had a nightmare

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

@fitzroybaggers @GeorgeDobell1 Are you broken? Leaks to the media happen all the time. Stokes told team in the morning but didn't announce till mid-afternoon. If you want to control a narrative, when journalist scum are keen to break a story, you might release it early when you might have otherwise kept shh.

[Ben Jones @benjonescricket]

The way Stokes is batting feels far more like a man saying Fuck You to his employers than a man who never intends playing international cricket again

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

In his final innings in Test cricket, Ben Stokes is opening the batting 🍿

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

Ben Stokes OPENING THE BATTING?

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

@mattylufc_ You go first on the riots lad

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

@GarethHudson8 @NoContextCounty Apart from when he takes the bat again in the next innings…? Hello???

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

I've just coined a new term:

Oh Dear Keir!

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

Imagine keir starmer addresses the nation to announce that hes gay and doesnt resign LOL

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Throwing your pints in the air over a 12th minute group stage penalty.

So unbelievably performative and cringey.

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

@Matt_Walker96 Yeah

[Matt Vandenberg @M1D3V]

Australian Shaun Evans just pulled the move of all moves from the VAR room at the World Cup

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

@MartinSLewis Ask for the name of the person on the phone / webchat. Ask them how their day is. Have a bit of fun with them. Then ask "Come on _____. We both know that's a bit expensive. What's the best you can do for me? 25% employee discount?"

Works every time!

[Wayne Kmiov @WayneKmiov]

You're both awful blokes. If anything I'd say you're worse Alan

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

.@piersmorgan blocked me as he can' t take a wind up. It's ok for him to have a go at the Gallagher's over Man City not winning the PL. However when you call him out as a hypocrite he throws his toys out the pram. Some say he is a social media bully.

[fan (TEV) @TheEstevaoView]

HANG THIS IN THE LOUVRE