Wayne's Drunk Dad

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

@CerebralSatire I think Wayne needs to leave the drinking to the pros! And if the next time I pick him up drunk I'm going to cunt punt him!

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

@mcvigilante @wayneisabaker I want to watch Raw and Nitro with you guys.

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

#AndyPlusFive

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

Summer Rae can Slide on my Trombone anytime she wants. #TweetTheTables

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

I was listening to #CSatire while fucking a catapillar today. @Devilvamp @wayneisabaker @mcvigilante

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

I was wondering if you could have Ric Flair on again next week ....... last week's show was awesome #TweetTheTable

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

#ToughEnoughJosh

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

What the hell is the deal w/ Paul Heyman breaking kayfabe & saying Santa isn't real! @wayneisabaker is crying himself 2 sleep #TweetTheTable

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

@wayneisabaker sorry, I should of used this account.

[Triple H @TripleH]

Just blown away by Elijah...I mean Drax Shadow. He truly embodies what it means to be #ToughEnough #WWE
https://t.co/aP8uwWwkpD

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

Do you guys like the name Submission Sorority? #TweetTheTable
I'm on the fence at the moment & it's a picket fence / IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

After that main event match John Cena deserves superstar of the freaking year if not decade! #TweetTheTable

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

@wayneisabaker I heard U on the @DSJNPCOM show w/ @mcvigilante , & don't blame your boring life on your parents. At least we don't whittle!

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

#ToughEnoughSaraLee

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

@BlackBeardGuy don't forget to vote

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#ToughEnoughSara

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

Throwing Car Door City Bitch!!!!
I see a new shirt coming.
#TweetTheTable

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

#ToughEnoughSara

[Wayne's Drunk Dad @WaynesDrunkDad]

Huh, WWE was nominated by ESPN for SPORTS humanitarian award along with John Cena as SPORTS Humanitarian of the Year. #TweetTheTable #SPORTS