Brutally Honest Wayne

politically homeless so y’all sheep can suck it from the back. jitsu saved my life. and makes me horny. I’m your bi sexual worst nightmare! soles and buttholes!

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

The boys and I, not being #Walz

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@TaraBull

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@anonabud @chrisokayyy @SammyJReacts Is it possible to learn these powers?

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@_Gremlin_Boi_ @_HiPpOsTiX @NostalgiaFolder You’re 24? Man I’m telling you, I’m 36 and that feels like yesterday. I remember what YouTube vids I was into, where I was, and specific conversations. 2 years after high school. Time only gets faster lil bro. I swear we fell into a black hole.

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@B1TuckerCarlson @patrickbetdavid We don’t agree on shit. We talk shit, but I’m riding with you on this one.

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@NeoAndTrinity_ @ClownWorld Nothing American about you. Change your name bitch.

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@sohali2012

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@thetaboobbw_ Are my first pussy at 7. Thanks sis😛

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@Judianna Batteries out of remotes.

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@ScottPresler @F0XYOU You deserve it buddy! Keep it up brother!

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@scarfta_ Your scalloped potatoes are fucked.

[MMA On Point @mmaonpoint]

One of the greatest comebacks of all time happened 15 years ago 🤯

Joe Rogan: It's over
Mike Goldberg: Nope
Joe Rogan: He is out now
Mike Goldberg: Nope
Joe Rogan: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

This is such a good point.

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@_MAGA_NEWS_

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

This is great!! #RipItFriday @danawhite @topps

[danawhite @danawhite]

If you want to win these cards, share this post and tag me and @topps #RipItFriday

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@danawhite @Topps That’s badass!!

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@BBGreatMoments

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@Oceanbreeze473 I’m pretty sure I would let Hannah noodle my butthole

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@SpillTheMemes

[Brutally Honest Wayne @WaywardNative]

@cnnbrk So this post is one extremests’ group news article about another extremest group? Got it.