talia

[️ @ciethtears]

i want to play every single game ever made

[Richfart @dalecooperfeet]

these heat waves got me using my bare naked legs to radiate off the excess heat like a bird in a biology problem

[defend children @poopswag34]

Asking the boomer at the gun store if this gun does 25 damage

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

do you fw guys with astigmatism

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Petting my dog so fast my hand gets sanded down to a nub

[erros! @erros_429]

call me mythbusters the way i……. no……. i shan’t say………..

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[josh @joshypooper]

dentists be like “a little cold air” like just fucking shoot me

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[bren ✮ @dorkdiazries]

reading fics for a show i haven't finished yet is like huh, i wonder if that's a spoiler or if they made it up

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i have an extremely vivid memory of you killing me. would you know anything about that

[misa! @misak1nz]

when it feels like someone secretly hates you

[27. @dimvji]

having work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen

[Milu @dollisheart]

The bravest thing you can do is go to a family gathering knowing ur unemployed and gained 10 lbs

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i can’t blame the wind for the mess when it was me who opened the window

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your secret is safe with me i stopped listening like 5 minutes ago

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just chopped down a tree by slamming my head into it repeatedly