Weston Birnbaum

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

#RowforRelief #waterrower

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@Cooler_Classic MIXED B, 15 SOUP, 10 Mustache militia

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@Cooler_Classic Mixed B. 13 SOUP, 5 free boat ride.

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@cooler_class mixed B 13-11 SOUP

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@KaylaBrewitz I'll do what I can...

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

#ibikefor @KaylaBrewitz grandpa.#ms150

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

Moving time! @JVander12

[Philae Lander @Philae2014]

Touchdown! My new address: 67P! #CometLanding

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

I liked you as an actor, @mattdamon_ , but after what you did in Interstellar, I don't know if I can anymore! #ITRUSTEDYOU

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@ZerksUltimate We won on universe?!?! It's going to be good year for the zerks. #booyeah

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@benliska11 That's the code #dreamboxxx lived by.

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@LaskaAnthony lol #letsgo #areyoueven18

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@JVander12 Leave it out in the sun so it is one giant 6lb gummy bear. I'll help eat it.

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@Lyndsayyy22 @JVander12 I didn't even have to ask!

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@ChristinaPauley #BERZERKERS

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

About to spend the next 3 hours trying to change my St. Olaf password... #MLIO

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@JVander12 Has to leave 20min early to watch suits so he can get a mango from rainbow #cravings #wtf

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

Gonna get real #jungleslapped tonight! @RobertPKnapp @DithyClaw

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@callyssa_ozz #igiveup

[Weston Birnbaum @WBirnbaum]

@callyssa_ozz don't blame me! #phoneisdumb #workingonit