W. C. Sowder

Writer and Twitter funny maker. Compulsive Cheese Sorter. Darth Vaper. P1 Notsocrazy. Turn it up to loud!

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Flashback.. Me and William Sanderson on the set of "Bar Karma" (I'm the one not wearing glasses)

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To anyone who cares. Today is my last day here. I've had enough of fake and for clicks. Not being dramatic. Just giving you a chance to tell me off if you need to. For those of you I've talked with, it's been fun. I'll be deleting the account tomorrow.

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@dangerousdrocks @RockFantasyCamp @john5guitarist @WingerTheBand @RealRebBeach On sale at a Guitar Center near you. Rip it up, sir! Hopefully you will post it up here so we can get a look. Always catch you on my morning drive to work \m/

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@CallmePlissken1 @Photomusicrock Wins Grammy for a karaoke performance for a song by a person who was shit on by the Grammys most of his career.

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@MikeBales Holy pareidolia, Batman! That turd has a face on it. Or some well placed corn.

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@WillWallner Too cool! Living the dream, sir! \m/

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@Legacy411 My brother and I ordered one each from an ad in the Parade magazine that came stuffed in the Sunday newspaper. The compass ball fell out quickly.

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@miles_commodore "I said lick my erection not ruin my election!"

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@Gatorade How are Gatorade Protein Bars so damn good? I have to restrain from eating more than one per day. Keep up the good work!

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@WorkElizab Going with an outsider choice. Glenn Danzig.

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My final words on sobriety here. Most of the posts here are not even real. Clicks for sobriety is a pretty bad low to sink to for engagement. If you need support, get yourself to a meeting. If you don't need support, get yourself to a meeting.

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@Photomusicrock I don't know what some of you are hearing but this is barely if any better than Vince these days. Doesn't make matters better that he's turned way down in the mix

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@NSReicher Metal cred \m/ I also was unaware this was a rule.

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@lippyent @litaford

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@MichaelSco29025 I had dismissed them for years, not giving them a chance because I didn't consider them "metal enough" for me. Man was I stupid as this thing sings.

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@WillWallner @sanctuarymetal \m/

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@NSReicher Sa-weet! They do such a good job with non-standard colors. But the availability is so limited.

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@Eddie_Stainer Work your program. Take the inventory. What's wrong with today? Are they things you can do something about or things you need to surrender? The Steps are your weapon. You will find yourself working them all in a couple of minutes. They are your advantage.

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@SSB_Rick Great choice. Keep working at it.

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@Eman_8282 Keep working it. Your reward is watching the little guy in your lap grow up with a great role model.

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@Eddie_Stainer Just for today. Don't church it up. I like it. It's not a hat you decide to put on. You live it every day or end up in jails, institutions, or dead. Amen.