Real Men

We are real men. We tweet manly things. If you're a real man, you will follow this account.

[Real Men @WeAreRealMen]

Feel free to go follow @charl_botha. RT when you're done and I'll follow you.

[Real Men @WeAreRealMen]

Real Men don't put blue LED's on their car bonnets.

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Real men only drink in the back seat of the car.

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Real men don't eat honey when they are sick, they chew bees.

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Real men always look like they have just stepped off a yacht.

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Real men only eat Crunchy Peanut Butter.

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Real men know how to convince their wives they are at work on Friday whilst sipping a cold one in the Pub.

[Real Men @WeAreRealMen]

In what direction do 5 gay guys walk? One Direction.

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Cripple jokes aren't funny, I can't stand them.

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Yesterday I borrowed my blind neighbor a R200, and he said he will give it back to me when he sees me again. #FML

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Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

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Real men go home early on fridays. #TGIF

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Its friday, real men would have had their first beer by now.

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Real men have their own braai set.

[Real Men @WeAreRealMen]

Real men don't carry purses.

[Real Men @WeAreRealMen]

Real men cook and clean, and then get laid.

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Real men don't need directions.

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Real men only put sushi on fishing hooks.

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Real men have their own beer tap.

[Real Men @WeAreRealMen]

Real men braai.