Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer, AKA Weasel.
Hacker, Gamer, Weapon Maker. I'm a Merc's best friend... THE Merc's best friend. #Imperium
parody

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"No Wade, I don't want to watch a Golden Girls Marathon with you now... and how did you get into my apartment this time?"

- Not new to Weasel, but added super nerd spin.
- Return after long Hiatus
- Semi-Para RPer
- Writer is 21+
- Serious/Crack
- #MarvelRP/#MVRP
- Like and RT?

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

You cannot perceive the techie unless you have fourth wall powers.

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

((Broadcasting my hero OC on all my accounts.))

[Tommy Caldios aka Elemento @TommyCaldios]

The Elementalist was walking down the streets as he took a deep breath in the warm air. A ringtone hit his ear, the sounds of Messij by Cold Storage ringing for a bit before he reaches into his pocket and answers.

"Hello."

>"Hello."<

He stops his walk suddenly, the voice-

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

He heads over to get her some wine.

"I don't drink it normally, but I do have a thing or two."

[𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 @AShadeOfDeath]

"Oooh, a very good start actually.

I could go for some wine."

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"Shall I give my genius rating? GUESS WHO IS LAST."

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"... Honestly, killing Marvel Heroes was a mistake, you hear me, Disney?"

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

@lmperiumHQ ((I put the tag on Weasel. Not sure if you want me to put it on the OC as well, if both are being added I will.))

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

He walks over to her.

"Hmm, how to get a beautiful woman to open her mouth... Food and drinks sound like a start."

[𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 @AShadeOfDeath]

Cue a soft laugh followed by a playful grin.

"You just might~"

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

He gives a light chuckle.

"Oh really? I have to get you to loosen the tongue?"

[𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 @AShadeOfDeath]

"Now that is for you to figure out."

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

@RedFacedMerc "I mean a 2D sidescrolling beat em up would have been good to. One that isn't fan made and involves a roster akin to Ultimate Alliance."

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"Deadpool almost beat Dragon's Lair, this is true, but the game was guiding him."

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"It's a cockroach, just use a fucking forcefield."

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"... I am here."

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"Oh, there's no way to unseal them?"

[𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 @AShadeOfDeath]

"My lips are sealed, handsome."

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"... Oh, really now?"

[𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 @AShadeOfDeath]

"Hmmm, I shall never tell."

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"That is a big grin, what are you thinking about?"

[𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 @AShadeOfDeath]

Big grin.

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

Whew.... damn.

[𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 @AShadeOfDeath]

Cue her just moving close and placing kisses all over that cute face. 💕

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

A blush on his face, but he blows a kiss back.

[𝑷𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 @AShadeOfDeath]

Blowing a small kiss.

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"... The quest for a perfect sandwich. I don't know, just you know, a multiversal group of you... Sure this won't turn into an 'evil vs good' scenario where you all fight each other?"

[𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM) @MercForCash]

“ you’re not? Then why are you even here?! ”

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

"Wait what, why do I have to find more of you? I'm not some multiversal Wade Beacon."

[𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM) @MercForCash]

“ Jack, buddy ol’ Pal! Go find me DEADPOOLS! ”

[Jack Hammer @Weasel_NES]

".... Huh."

[𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋! (SEEN UR MOM) @MercForCash]

“ Alright other me’s I think it’s time we cause a bit of chaos. Time for the Official 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗟 Group Chat to commence! We need ALL of us! ”

𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍