Narancia: fugo the boss is saying we have to dance or they will unalive us! I know you’re scared I know you’re embarrassed but goshdarnit when those disco lights turn on you get your funk on!
Fugo: don’t worry Narancia. Just follow my lead. 🪩 they not like us! They not like us!
"ao3 is bad to use but you use it anyways" "twt is bad to use but you use it anyways" maybe itd be nice if there werent an incredibly limited range of sites one can use for online social interaction due to those sites shitty owners weeding out competition until none can thrive
(Text from wife while I'm at work) WTF? (Photo of chalk outline on kitchen floor from when I fell on my ass so hard the neighbors called a wellness check and I pretended to be dead when the cops came because I was too embarrassed to say anything)
who was patient zero in the whole “platonic relationships are as important as romantic ones” epidemic? like man actors used to be excited about romance arcs