virtual psycho

thinking the unthinkable a lot

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour. Also I'm gay and my penis is tiny and I'm mentally retarded

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

My girlfriend is probably going to break up with me

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

the type of guy to tent his fingers in mixed company

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

Low-key Bryan Johnson gotta be a necrophiliac

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

First off, you do not rule the night, no one does

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

One time I was getting ghosted by this girl and in a last ditch effort to get her attention I told her she took my virginity (I was 34) and her only response was "What an odd thing to say to someone"

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

@hotpissers2 There'd be a warrant out for my arrest

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

Some of the most substandard artists are adept at hiding their hand from their work but still leaving their germs all over it

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

Real heads know #5thavenue

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

People from LA on social media like ‘can’t believe I get to live here, I ride for my city’ and it’s just a selfie of them on a treeless dirt mound overlooking a totally polluted and godless hellscape

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

Having a real 'bruh' day on the internet

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

@lukiSHEDtwt @disabledstalker It’s called schizophrenia

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Sonic Youth are the progenitors of Fake Deep indie music for pseuds and hipsters

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

Wallahi

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@SteeIDick Sad tbh

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is this ok

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@bryan_johnson Just keep all of this shit to yourself bro

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Feeling too ashamed to drink the chocolate milk I just bought : (

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

Floppy bird skeleton like

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

Osama bin Laden is low key a mad funny name lol

[virtual psycho @web2poisoning]

My goal on here is to have just enough followers that some of them start to say mean things to me