Sammy | Web3

Decentralized Finance 💵 | $ETH Bull Turned #Bitcoin Maxi | Co-Founder of @CowsVAliens

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The IRS will tax people on Venmo transactions over $600. Hey Biden, what happened to taxing the rich and looking out for the little guy?

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GameStop NFT Marketplace: “We can offer you $2.95”

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“Your honor, my client did say he was sorry”

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“Hey Mr. Investor, how are your little coins doing? Are you a millionaire yet?”

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Me in 2065 telling my grandkids how I invested in ElonCumRocket Coin back before crypto was cool

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NFTs be like:

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And the cycle continues…

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“You’re the only one that owns this JPEG”

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When every crypto is pumping except your bags:

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Family: Are you making money with your crypto investments?

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New crypto investors looking at their portfolio every 45 seconds:

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Crypto mfs be like:

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2010s: Someone must be growing 🍃
2020s: Someone must be mining crypto

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People who have been holding crypto since 2016 right now: