James webster

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

Happy birthday carla ruth widlake have a wonderful day love xxx

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

Sometimes you have to move on in life without certain people. If they're meant to be in your life , they'll catch up

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

Brazil without Neymar is like Man Utd without Howard Webb

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

She said she was hungry so I gave her a macDick !

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

I named my dick batman because bitches love it when the dark knight rises

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

I named my dick mike tyson because it breaks jaws @StevStiffler @SteveStfler

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

Run away with me my love xoxox @CarlaWidlake I love my babe (gf)

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

Playing football with your feet is one thing ... But playing with your heart is another.

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

@sammykeenan - steven is the word you looking for you fuck tard !

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

"@SteveStfler: Pride is a lot like semen; it's best when swallowed."

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

Since Arsenal last won a trophy Paul Scholes won 24 trophies, retired, made a comeback and won the League, retired again and became a coach.

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

Can't wait Till you take me to the beach ! @KristenCampher1

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

Lovely time seeing my best friend ! @KristenCampher1

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

"I thought I was wrong once , but I was wrong "-james webster

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

I was disappointed when I saw sturridge go down in the penalty spot !x

[James webster @Webbyjp8]

Steven Gerrard-"when I die sprinkle my ashes on Andfield ! That's where I was born and that is where I will die "