Gentlemen Desperado

Just man, a web team, and the things in-between

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

Anyone else hate Java?

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

Why did it take me this long to find this article https://t.co/wAqhbULyj7 @SwiftOnSecurity #tls #pci #superprepared

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

I have no patience for physical servers...

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

More than 22,000 users are currently tracking flight #KQ100 en route to London.

According to media #PritiPatel is on board this flight.

https://t.co/3GXUkQw0e3

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Poor guy accidentally steals and then destroys $300 million worth of Ether cryptocurrency https://t.co/NMYDWY0ZTF

[Troy Hunt @troyhunt]

Just blogged: Bypassing Browser Security Warnings with Pseudo Password Fields https://t.co/Zqf6D1C5Im

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

So all of our applications solely​ rely on tls💯 🙌

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

You didn't want to work today. Office power outages!

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Funny how no major religions have been founded after HP printer drivers were invented.

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

Today's fire drill... marketing recklessly over promising.

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

75% chance I hear crickets in the office today. #Eclipse2017

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

Oh look you turned debug on and your app is now fixed....

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

When you find out 2/3 of your monitors haven't really worked in the last 4 years. Thanks team...#coworker #DevOps

[Splunk @splunk]

Wondering where to start hunting in your Windows logs using Splunk? How about here... https://t.co/FsAkCXOVSR via @tsmit

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

I love how one can almost taste the social awkwardness at an IT conference

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

The internal security compliance guy doesn't know who his pci application owners are. #whyamihere

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

@SwiftOnSecurity Ctrl + L. Selects the entire URL bar.

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

Finding out you are going to have to support a legacy application for another half decade. #ohjoy #legacytech #devops

[Gentlemen Desperado @WebDesesperado]

Why wouldn't you want automated infrastructure? @puppetize