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yes hello I am a fucking nightmare. he/they, always BLM. I stream sometimes, too (twitch: WebziePlays). Icon by @SnailCatInSpace. Banner by @Aikansei.

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Lawyer: This is a recording of the victim’s final moment, caught by his echo dot.

Audio of me: I’m gonna go to hwendy’s and get me a hwhopper. *laughing* I’M GONNA GO TO HWENDY’S AND GET ME A HWHOPP- oh shit there’s someone in my house

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You are not important enough to have your phone auto-screen calls for you.

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Live más

Shit pants

Die young

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If I’m one of the only people willing to stick up for you, do not fucking burn me.

I collect that shit you say like a stenographer.

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God wants me dead, what did I even do

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Migraine aura farming

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Don’t cry because it’s over

Smile because in Australia they would say it’s aurver

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Right now I’m mentally one of those rat things that goes aWAAAwa.

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Started crying while looking at pictures of cats and realized I forgot to take my Lexapro today

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I want to talk about my small fragrance connection but I don’t want to sound like an insufferable influencer :C

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finks and twemboys

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I smell so fucking good today, these hoes can’t handle it

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Geoguessr really be dropping you in the middle of fucking nowhere with a $20 bill and a wish

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Me when I’m not paying attention

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errmmmm welp, that just happened ermmm welp, did not have that on my bingo card errmmm lulz welp, ummm did that REALLY just happen? Ermmm welp welp that was not on my bingo card ermmmm

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Gonna tell my boss I need to take 3 months off work to go raise woodland creatures

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If he doesn’t follow through with it, it will literally be TACO Tuesday

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Reeeeeal big case of the lonelies today. 😞

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Kristi Noem’s husband might have a bimboification kink, but I have a HIMBOIFICATION kink, because I’m turning myself into a BIG, CHUNKY DUMBASS

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I have yet to eat a crinkle-cut fry that actually tastes good.

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Brosquito, why dost thou brotest?