MiKe

Intelligence

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

One day, BBC will drop a documentary on Endarasha kids, Utumishi and the missing kids, and it will shock everyone. Time will tell.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

What if I told you...

The Vatican is the world's largest child trafficking network.

[Judge Mental @judg_mental]

@MisterAlbie na LED usiku ikae kama nganya za that imbecile son of his. hawa watu huwa excited na vitu za ushamba

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Kama COVID-19 ingekuja Ruto akiwa president wangesema imeletwa na wakikiyu 😂😂😂

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Really????????

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Fellow Kenyans, please, please, please don't ever listen to William Ruto. He is a fraudster. He lies with severe impunity!!!

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Sudi hakuna kitu unaweza tufunza kuhusu mafuta na economy please.
Hii tumia Mercy.

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

[Rein @Asamoh_]

Dear University students, don’t be greedy. Focus on studies. Don’t go around looking for men to fund your expensive lifestyles around the country. Some of those men are into organ harvesting and sacrifices. You will be dead for nothing

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@abuyamasta Mtu nililala na yeye Vs you 👇

Meaning even my vagina has better taste than your existence

Dwarf in mind and stature. Shukuru mungu kuna women desperate enough to fuck cringy midgets your ilk

Insulting Kikuyus will not make your pockets, relevance, dick or height GROW!

Guok

[Joan Reals @joan_reals]

Are you this stupid by birth or by self effort ?

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Hosted Niger State ( Nigeria) Department of Health delegation led by PS Mahmoud.

A benchmarking tour on Telemedicine and health.

[Mercy Naeku @NaekuMercy]

@Kenyans Ruto has honoured sportsmen and women like no other President has done in the past. I hope the other Presidents after 2032 don't lower the Bar.
Hongera Sawe, you deserve everything good coming to you!

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🇰🇪 In 2016, a monkey fell onto an electrical transformer, shorting it and causing the entire country of Kenya to have no electricity for 4 hours. The monkey survived.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

Tutam Wakikuyu wateseke

[Rein @Asamoh_]

Those who joined X in 2025 think they are talking about stuff we haven’t talked about. Hahaha I just sit and laugh out loudly 😂

[Rein @Asamoh_]

Politics of fuel prices

Price decreases - Ruto is doing a good job. He has the formula.

Price increases- The matter of fuel prices are a global level. Ruto has nothing to do with it.

Facts >> global fuel prices have been decreasing.

EPRA is a den of corruption

[Rein @Asamoh_]

Thieves broke into shop of Mwangi and stole phones and computers worth kshs 16,000,000. Most of the products were on credit. This is heartbreaking indeed.

[MiKe @WeChe007]

Alifufuka

[Rein @Asamoh_]

Netanyahu is dead.