Wednesday GenericPanic

Drunk, Writer, Theorist, Friend. #Guillotinonomics
Legacy account @genericpanic, created in 2009, lost in 2025.

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Sartre : "Hell is other people"

Me : "Hell is ME !"

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It's not that I want to stop being alive,
it's that I want to stop *knowing* that I'm alive

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You want to date me; I want to date your Mom

🎶Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme🎶 ...

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Humans : the OG AI 🤣

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With the amount of words that humans generate,

it really makes you understand why other species chose not to "talk"

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

At this point “We got food at home” is a public health statement.

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🎶"Butterfly in the sky...
I can go twice as high...",
indeed….

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Oops I once again created a whole world and reality in my head and destroyed it

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I'm so funny I can't die

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the transaction is me being ridiculous and you either being ridiculous or not.
the transaction is lulz

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I'm Stupid, You're Stupid; I'm Stupid, You're Not Stupid;
I'm Not Stupid, You're Stupid; I'm Not Stupid, You're Not Stupid"

(satire)

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I remember in the early 2000s when I spent $35 a week on groceries in college.

It sounds like fiction but it isn't !

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Just invented a business called "Grocery School"

Thinking of getting thermal bags printed.

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I've been grocery shopping since I was 5 years old ….

That's over 4 decades of experience.

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And this is definitely not bad, as writing goes, imho:

https://t.co/xW4BPpT4Bs

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If there's still something to be made of me,
I'm not sure that I want it made….

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Clearly, I'm stream-of-thought-ing so boorishly on here
simply to mine the gems such as this :

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I wish there was a bar where you could pay to beat up men

Chippendale's but make it ChippenWAILS lololol

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And this is definitely a joke that can be workshopped :
https://t.co/vZ7z1n31ng

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At least death fails no-one.

Death has a 100% success rate.

5 stars on Yelp :
"Did die. no notes"