Evelyn

Be Kind. Be Legal. Be Real. #ShareHumanity

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

@philosophrob thanks for posting this- could not get 28 servings into her mind melting monologue

this leaves Bernie to survive the next few weeks!!!

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

beliefs are mostly illusions... find some happy facts

[Alfons López Tena 🦇 @alfonslopeztena]

Without China’s threats and violence, US has the same results: scientists not allowed to do their job; public-health officials not pushing for aggressive testing; preparedness delayed, all because people feared to damage the leader’s political prospects
https://t.co/WG9fXe0v5G

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

ibuprofen made me short of breath and sick for 3 extra days 30 years ago and I haven't touched it since

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

this short story to the world...

[Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible]

@chrissteinplays @RhapsodysBIues Omg.
https://t.co/nXtJBtqPJb

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

that's a yes for me... I wonder what happened to all those reel to reel tapes?

[Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrissteinplays]

If you ever went to the bathroom at CBGB’s you’re immune to the Coronavirus

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

the system is broken and needs to be focused on #Healthcare not insurance company margins— the CDC begging for money for zika, now COVID19... is not a an optimally functional system either

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

nearly idiocracy

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

when the crazies are running... faaaa— nevermind

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

ya know what else they lose stats on? #LegalizeIt

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

BREAKING: The CDC has stopped disclosing the number of Americans tested for coronavirus.

On the left is how the website looked last night. On the right is what it looks like now, with the testing info removed.

The lack of testing is a scandal.

This is the coverup.

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

hold on bc after Bernie wins tmrw we can all do this! #legalizeSeth

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Few things nicer than getting baked, walking around New York on a sunny day and eavesdropping on couples who are arguing.

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

MLK was not allowed to push the economic reformation... close to 50 years later we may get it going with #PresidentSanders

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Honoring the life, the legacy and the dream of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. today. #MLKDay

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

@BuffaloEats Towne and Panos used to be great... 35 years ago

[The Progressive Voice @progressvoice]

We told you you fucking pricks

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

these stats tho #McNeil #Alonso #amazingMETS

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

Jeff McNeil with another three-hit game, his ninth of the season. He has 17 since his call-up last season.

The short list of those with more over the first 138 games of a career is highlighted by Joe DiMaggio, Ichiro Suzuki, Shoeless Joe Jackson and Ted Williams, among others.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you https://t.co/XwFjK9EOyl

[Evelyn @WEEDgratis]

anytime someone jumps we all wanna JUMP!!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

WATCH: 97-year-old US paratrooper veteran Tom Rice, who served with the Army's 101st Airborne Division, recreates his D-Day jump in Normandy 75 years later.