Weed Selfies ™

Professional marijuana test subject. Lazy as fuck, and always in the mood for a good laugh.

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Please help! FUCK #CANCER http://t.co/o2KGfS4DjV

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Please help my friends!!! Cancer sucks! http://t.co/jR4gTmvlHe

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Please help my friends http://t.co/jR4gTmvlHe

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Dear snitches,

Keep my name out of your mouth, or I'll fucking murder you and your whole family.

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When the weed man tells you he out but he'll smoke a blunt with you

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Pictures of weed > Pictures of your children that I give not a fuck about

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When you high and ya moms won't let you get off the fuckin phone

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Taking a hit while getting head >>>

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My favorite sexual position is smoking weed on the couch.

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I'd rather lose friends than lose weed.

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Is "I need weed" an emotion? I feel it all the time.

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A life without weed is a life I don't need.

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RT IF YOU THINK MARIJUANA SHOULD BE LEGAL WORLDWIDE

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Fav if you're physically attracted to Mary Jane

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BREAKING NEWS: WEED MAKES YOUR DICK GROW http://t.co/5KYLEKyD1E

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Fav if marijuana helps you cope

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Fav if you'd rather smoke than drank

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Fav if you smoked weed throughout high school and got your diploma

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Fav if you smoke weed & have a job

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@WeedSelfies ^^^