Weed Thoughts

Just a collection of all the random and funny shit I've written down while stoned
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#highasfuck

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Just copped a quarter ounce. Ready for a good break. #highlife

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Super Markets are buggouts it's where they keep the food

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Time travel makes you hungry

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I want a juice box

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Baked and Naked do not rhyme

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A comedian whose act is that he uses helium for his voice

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how can you "break" a "law"? In half?

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I hate when people spell maybe as mabey or maby

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TV is nothing like real life.

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Turtles are chill as fuck

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Movies are great because you get to sit down the entire time

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HBOs opening sound is the greatest sound ever

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Why would anyone get Sour Patch Kids when they can just get Sour Patch Watermelon instead?

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Toy Story 3 was the best movie ever

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2014 man. I feel like I'm in the the fucking future

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Cereal >

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They should make pizza vending machines

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We got some canabuisness to take care of hahaha