Luke Wehmhoff

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

Presidential debate = "No I didnt! Yes u did! No I didn't! Yes u did!"

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

Using a Mac for the first time has helped reassure my choice of a career that doesn't involve a computer all day #techsavvy #jk #imanidiot

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

@EvanSiers maybe throwing overhand wasn't appropriate

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

The soreness my right arm has from a 12lb bowling ball last night is embarrassing @EvanSiers

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

USA officially won the first gold medal in Rio in the shootin' event. Because Merica, that's why.

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

Sent out about 2 and a half hours worth of snapchats on Thursday after getting wisdom teeth out #yerwelcome

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Only 364 days until the 4th of July. Merica.

[Wrigley Field @WrigleyBlog]

Games above/below .500 on June 20th
@Cubs last 5 seasons

2012: -20
2013: -12
2014: -10
2015: +5
2016: +27

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

First time I've filled my vehicle up fr less than $40 in 5 months. There is a god

[Total Cubs Move @TotalCubsMove]

Sorry, made a New Years resolution to drink every time the Cubs win. Been blacked out all year.

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

@k_williams4 @parker472 prolly the craziest thing u'd ever experience

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up--and where are your 33,000 emails that you deleted? https://t.co/gECLNtQizQ

[kristin @KNburk]

Guys @Weems60 made this joke then only sent it to me (I was right next to him) so laugh at it or something.

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

Discussing with my parents different life events based on which camper was at the lake at that time #lakerat

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

All I see is ppl getting married, but I'm up next in darts so that'll have to wait

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Probably how it will go

[Joe Dirt @TheReal_JoeDirt]

RT if you have ever had your nuts stuck to a frozen porch.

[Luke Wehmhoff @Weems60]

@KNburk whatevs. U get no pizza