Granny Hawkins

Retailer, ferry administrator, evaluator of doodly-squat.

[Granny Hawkins @weew]

@DietWaterGUY @fox5dc He wears that ridiculous mustache and expects people to take him seriously?

Just because you're making a statement with your style it doesn't mean you're statement doesn't say "Look at me! I'm a f'in clown! Honk Honk!"

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@WAYNETHAYER11 @realMaalouf No no no... aim for center mass first. THEN between the eyes, just to be thorough.

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@realMaalouf Most would say 9mm, others might say .45 acp, but personally I'd go with .357 magnum. What can I say... I'm a fan of Jackson Pollock's work.

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@isaacrrr7 Punching in the head can hurt your hand and potentially catch you a manslaughter charge.

Go for the solar plexus instead.

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@FloraLuzz_ I'd be elated to learn that we're finally having a secure & fair election for once.

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@AmericanForkAFC The city offices will soon be closed for good due to crippling lawsuits

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@AmericanForkAFC The powers that be in this city are already doomed but they don't fully realize it yet. They think there's still a way out of this mess.

There isn't. The Internet has already taken hold and it won't let go.

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@TheCalvinCooli1 Sell that prime 1st Ave property and relocate them to Haiti.

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@TMZ STOP GIVING YOUR MONEY TO PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU!!

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@WesternLensman @AceofSpadesHQ I’ll say the same as I say to all similar colostomy bags: grab a rifle and take point, big man

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@BhattiLaib9960 We can criticize Islam without losing our freedom or our head

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@lesb1anadelreyy Why should I care about a hoax that's designed to further enrich & empower the government?

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@ChristinaTasty If a European actually did buy an AC unit their government would probably call it a hate crime or something and then jail them for it.

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@baby_maumau Easy. Just eliminate the Internet.

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@moonchild23580 Albert Einstein

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@EndWokeness NY refugees: Stay the F out of Florida.

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@AntiLeftMemes He won't be

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@Gryffix Pfff the Dutch. All they're good for is being invaded then subjugated by atrocious outsiders. How's that Muslim immigration working out for you?

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@SteveGreenyer26 @Playteaux1 You're not Brits. There are no more Brits.

They have been conquered and subjugated by Muslim invaders. There haven't been any Brits around for at least a decade.

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@Leah742 @mattvanswol Your poor husband. Oh... you're not married? Big surprise.

Enjoy your cat.