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the rest is confetti

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Never put your faith in a prince. When you require a miracle, trust a witch.

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@trashxoverlord @PopCulture2000s the platonic soul mate duos 💚

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I've had my Twitter for 13 years today and honestly I'm gonna stop using it as soon as my shit stops saying tweet

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if you're not willing to fix your shit I don't want to hear about it

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"I've always had a thing for red heads"
get tf away from me

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watching Degrassi as an adult and definitely understanding the appeal of Mr. Simpson

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still thinking about how the kids decided to start calling me Fiona (Gallagher) yesterday

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@hankgreen octopus apothecary or groovacious. can't say no to oddities or records man. I just can't.

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why am I informing a senior adjuster with workers comp how to request medical records? why am I literally doing her fucking job?

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if they wanna play games they're gonna find out just how competitive I am when my health is on the line.

(hint: I was already competitive but it's fueled by rage)

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every time I feel like I'm losing my grip on happy K swoops in for the save and this time it involved a lake, starlight, spiders, and dirt roads

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when your headphones die on the last page of your book >>>

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I trained dex almost exclusively with hand commands but rowdy doesn't have the attention span for that sometimes so his commands are in like 5 different languages for no reason

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ain't nothing I hate more than a liar.

ain't nothing I love more than catching one red handed

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me, deleting a six tweet rant:
y'all know how they say when you hate yourself to take a shower? yeah do that

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have I watched altered carbon 12 times in the last 3 months? yes. does it hurt any less every time? no. do I tell myself to get to the next screen? every. day.

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time to rip myself open again let's goooooo

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I really liked this chick but her new friends are horrible people and that's a checkered flag for me babes.

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and now it makes sense why they keep adding more free therapy sessions. I'm not okay and I don't think I will be for a long time.

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I'm trying to work through the assault in my head so I can let some of my anger go and it just hit me. I really almost broke my back and then went back to work 30 seconds later like nothing happened at all. I haven't processed jack shit about this whole thing.

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that bitchy ass nurse refused to acknowledge my request for a refill on my meds for my spine 🙂 it took me calling the pharmacy to have the pharmacist try to get a response 🙂