Craig Fairbairn

He/Him North East chap. Did a bit of Acting. Fake Billie Joe Armstrong. Player of nerdy games with imaginary fantasy scenarios replicated in 6mm-32mm plastic.

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

I deleted this app a while ago. I miss my mates here, but Elon's little ego trip has proved to much.

However, I just popped along to say fuck the state of Israel and it's persistent genocidal cult, and #Decolonization now.

Bye again friends, I do miss you.

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

Nothing to see here...

Just a 39 year old white man watching a video of @iamstephbeatz sing "Family Madrigal" and CRYING.

Her voice does stuff to me.

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

Every now and then, I have to listen to the best piece of europop ever produced...

#Aqua #Aquarium #Candyman #COMEPICKMYROSES

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

@SwearyMess You should go see Oppenheimer. It's got loads of men in it.

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

Also.... also.... whisper it, but I've not seen a lot from the usual suspects about our business.

Is it starting to sink in perhaps?

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

Ooooh.

This is it. This is the first transfer window where I cannot muster a single fuck about the business done by Murder and Oppression united AKA: NUFC.

Tonali would have had this Football Italia obsessed lad in a daze. Barnes would have had me very exicted indeed.

But no

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

This white cat... we were told she was a girl.

We called her Tilda Swinton.

Today we found out that she is not female.

She is a boy.

Tilda Swinton is a boy.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I would #Never let my son make an atomic bomb

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

Brilliant.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

@SwearyMess Crisps are ace. So yeah.

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

A thread for the ultra-wealthy.

If you are wealthy, you may think that if the U.K. switches from an NHS-model to a private model of healthcare it will either a) be better for you, or b) will not affect you.

Here is why you are wrong…
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[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

Glad I don't follow any footballers.

Couldn't be doing with the extra rage I'd be feeling today.

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

@slunglowalan I used to go and lose myself in the Laing art gallery in front of his "Destruction Of Sodom and Gomorrah" in Newcastle quite often.

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

Annual reminder that the 1997 album Nimrod by Green Day is the greatest collection of songs in the history of mankind.

[No Question About That @nqatpod]

The very definition of sportswashing. Perfect example. No notes.

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

@helloIamBesty Remember when we actually sort of liked that guy.

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

@JenChenko My mrs @sarajoarts is a very "Keep the cats off the tables" type person, whereas I am a very "WUK ATCHOO KWEVER GIRL FO JUMPIN SO HIIIGHS!'

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

Never furgit, Donald Trump is frurm Ashington.

https://t.co/3uzrbPrYrZ

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

@JewelKnightJess Yes that's right. The vast vastness... I believe thats what the Imperium's Navigators call it.

[Craig Fairbairn @WeHaveThisThing]

@JewelKnightJess You could argue though, that given the vast, incomprehendable vastness of the universe, and the near infinite possibilities that exist within it, that purely through the laws of chance, your existence was almost a certainty.

This realisation killed any idea of a God for me.