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Setting parade routes since 1984.

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Walkin' the beat. That pumping, sweaty, WeHo beat. #TurnThatShitAround

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Called back from vacation early. Lots going on, they said. Just beat Solitaire 4 times so I guess there's that...

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I want my dying thought to be a racist thought.

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Just ate a French Hot Dog on Santa Monica Blvd. ...At Plaisir!! For lunch!! Jesus! Plaisir on Santa Monica! Get your head out of-- ugghh...

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My night off? Bugles and Sophie's Choice. So excited!

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I get it @thisamericanlife . People are separated by borders, not differences. #BeatingADeadHorse

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Please don't list calories on fast food menus. It's making it much harder to blissfully disregard my high-caloric march to the grave.

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All #WeHo pride did was show me how much better fake cops look in their uniforms than I do. Gotta stop using the BowFlex to hang clothes.

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Me: "Looks like rain." Simultaneously, one guy said "June Gloom," one guy said "Morning Mist." We really got to have a name for everything?

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Joe's jeans ad ripped off the Jessica Beil side boob ad (the hottest ad I've ever seen)! No one here cares! ...I need to hang with more guys

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I don't want to speak before all the facts are in, but I'm getting the distinct feeling that there's a movie out soon called "Green Lantern"

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Young guy at the 24 HR Fitness has a 'stache! It's you and me, buddy! #TheStacheNoLongerStandsAlone

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Jim Croce's "Operator" currently playing in the squad car. Thumps from the clubs fade away. #DrowningOutTheHouse

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My neighbor uses 'Circle of Life' as his alarm clock. Pridelands indeed. #WeHo

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Apparently if you have a shitload of protein smoothies and don't work out, you just get fat. #BodyFactoryMember

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It seems my cigars are phallic. The moustache, the uniform and now this. Just let me keep something, #WeHo.

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Heart palpitations today. Doctor prescribed 'no excitement.' You got it, Doc. #TwoStepsAheadOfYou.

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Booked a drag queen for disturbing the peace. He politely got in the car. Didn't even need handcuffs. Oh, to tackle Methheads again. #Sigh

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Woke up to my neighbor's racket. She's a professional flute player or some shit. I wish I played an instrument.

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Night off. Doing laundry. Now, to solve the case of who put my wet clothes in a pile near the dryers. #IWas2MinsLate #JustFrigginWAIT!