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The administrator of this facility. Social media was a mistake.

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New Amendment: Don't Be Shitty

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@Crooooow @TiffanyATrump Right? If I’m running for office and I keep hearing Le Monde said I love the Confederacy I’m firing up Duolingo so I can verify that shit myself.

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@Crooooow He told me what I’m doing is NOT enough and I’m like bitch I’m still waiting on single payer.

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#StartTheSteal

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@alexquigley MAYBE READ THE ROOM GUYS

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Closing arguments:

Harris: I will work hard for a better country, and a better world.
Trump: fuckin garbage country full of cunts

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This man has never held a sixer in his life.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Make Six Packs Great Again.

Vote for Donald J. Trump🇺🇸

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Democratic voters in blue districts of red states: "First time?"

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

What are you doing, @Commish_Schmidt?

Voters have been waiting HOURS for in-person voting in Levittown, PA.

Why don’t you have more SURE system computers?

Why don’t you have enough staff?

Is it a coincidence this is happening in 📍Bucks County (which we flipped 🔵🔜🔴)?

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@billbria Best Friend is a HUGE sleeper and worth it for effortlessly sexy Auberjonois alone.

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The Atlantic's endorsement only resonates with the narrow slice of the electorate that believes both in LGBTQ rights and that school bathrooms are providing litter boxes for catbois.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

For only the fifth time, The Atlantic is endorsing a presidential candidate: Kamala Harris. “She believes in the freedom, equality, and dignity of all Americans,” our editors write. “She won’t abuse the power of the highest office in order to keep it.” https://t.co/uP4VN4xoDH

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lol imagine thinking matt gaetz will see consequences

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@di_atribe Turns out poor people actually use welfare for what it's designed for, and we should expand it!

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lol it's football season ain't nobody giving a shit

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: A Secret Service agent opened fire at a suspected person with a weapon while Donald Trump was golfing, AP sources say. https://t.co/rJm2efkzNK

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@di_atribe She doesn't actually care. He agrees, she dunks on him again. He refuses, he's a coward.

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@alexquigley Mentioning rallies trigged him but good.

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Shout out to whoever's running the chyron on C-SPAN.

Trump: "THEY'RE EATING THE PETS!"

Chyron: "Why did you kill the border security bill?"

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@Crooooow It's not the most famous, but if someone asked me "what is this show about?" this is absolutely the episode I'd show them.

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@Crooooow Implies the existence of another Fox in the department.

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cOnCeRnInG

https://t.co/8fRc7HZ74z

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oh hell yeah it's gonna be lily tomlin