Weirdo Beaver

Some people refer to me as a Fucked-up Crazy-Ass Weirdo Beaver.

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I'm into something called weirdnocity.

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I feel sorry for rain. It always pours down, never up. That´s sad.

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We´re all addicted to something called oxygene. That´s weird.

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This a classic moment in my weird life http://t.co/2oLWtWJ0eZ

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People who use LSD regularly should be eligible for frequent flier points.

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A lot people ask me: "How can I be as weird as you are?". My answer is always: "Carrot".

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Among other jackets I´m sure life jackets act all self-important and like "Uhhh, we save lives ..." Stop it. You´re just jackets.

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Birds, big mansions, maxi pads, Tex-Mex restaurants, soccer teams and airplanes all got wings. But only birds got beaks. Smart move.

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@ForEach @lennartbnl That´s what some people call me, yes.

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Super-weird is the new orange.

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Putting "designer" in front makes everything a bit more glamorous. Designer plague. Still not nice, but slighty better. Designer wart.

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It´s nice when someone says: "I´ve got nothing but love for you" - except if he owes you a million dollars. And he´s a liar. That you hate.

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I´m considering creating a mint called 'Argumentos'. It makes you fresh, but also extremely well-spoken.

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The spiritual path of the future: Weirdfullness.

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Often people say: "If these walls could talk ... " Well, I´m more concerned if the floors could talk. They would be really angry.

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If I was a staircase, I would be really jealous of elevators. They seem way cooler and more popular.

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I liked the tv series 'Friends', but always thought they could have had a lot more friends. Perhaps 300 more.

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It´s sad that chickens probably have no idea how great they can taste. I really think, they would enjoy themselves.

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I once dated a mute woman. When she got angry, she gave me the talking treatment.

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I think I would look good with a gun.