Weird Horse

one of the nicest horses ever, friends with two moths called Susan and Jennifer

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Available to pre-order on Monday

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I see cow’s mother,
The dairy and farming board sees an udder,
She moos on the floor encumbered,
With semi skimmed going under.

Semi skimmed going under.

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@TeamGB @BritEquestrian Give that horse a vodka infused sugar lump

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I fancy that horse!

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I dated her back in the 90s. Such a gorgeous mane rip

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Horse that led Queen's funeral procession to Windsor Castle dies https://t.co/VjTBjtrCaz

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Don’t worry if you didn’t get the A-Level results you were hoping for today. I got a C and two Us and now I’m a horse.

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I had 12 Jägerbombs and a bag of hay before we went out so what

[Metro @MetroUK]

BREAKING: A horse involved in the coronation procession from Westminster Abbey reared backward into the crowds after it appeared to be spooked.

https://t.co/BDEEdq3ivm

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Lol I was so tipsy

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A protester just gave me a sugar lump

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I’m not sure the last sentence is good advice

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I like Neighmar

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Ronaldo leaving by mutual agreement reminds me of the time a cow left the farm by mootual agreement lol an udder farce lmao

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The end is neigh

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I’m horse

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Unicorns are always horny on mane

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I am in 10 Downing Street and I’ve just shat on the floor

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I resign too

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I’ve been to Gemma’s house and there aren’t 12 horses. Three of them are goats #LoveIsland

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I wasn’t in good shape here, but I love this picture of us. Just twenty minutes later, Prince Andrew saw me defecate into Jeffery Epstein’s luggage.
Have a great weekend, Liz. Miss you.

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The Queen goes missing for six months but can’t resist coming out to see me and my mates neigh at wasps. Still got it.

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My favourite footballer is Mane