The Baron of Blueberry Hill

Archon of the Quabbin Cooperative, 4th Baron of Blueberry Hill, Regent of Gates' Hill, Defender of the Sampo, Cheese Maker, Movie Riffer, Mad Scientist

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This I THINK I CAN HEAR THE O-CEAN!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This Billy? Have you finished putting all your Dalek action figures back into your toy box?

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This I didn't expect this week's cliffhanger to be quite this literal!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This I'm really at the end of my rope! (drum snare)

BOO! BOO THE DOC-TOR! BOO! BOOOOO!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This JUST PUSH IT O-VER!
I AM A-TEMP-TING TO DO SO!
PUT YOUR BACK IN-TO IT, STEVE!
NO, TRY PI-VOT-ING! PI-VOT! PI-VOT!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This YES STEVE, THANK YOU, WE HAVE ALL SEEN YOUR OFF-SPRING'S REN-DER-ING! DE-SIST IN DIS-PLAY-ING IT FUR-THER! DE-SIST! DE-SIST!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This While the Tiki Hut on the Planet of the Daleks does have plenty of seating, it is often beset by obnoxiously loud patrons, and the cavernous, bare-bones atmosphere leaves something to be desired. Food was merely adequate, cocktails doubly so. 2 Stars.

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This What can I say? It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This WEL-COME TO THE TIKI-HUT BAR AND GRILL! HAVE A SEAT AT THE BAR WHILE WE PRE-PARE A TABLE FOR YOU!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This OB-SERVE THIS DRAW-ING MY OFF-SPRING REN-DERED! OB-SERVE! OB-SERVE!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This Take a look at THESE hands!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This Ugh, I can't stand public toilets! The doors never lock properly!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This A WATCHED CHRO-MA-METER NE-VER TICKS!

RED THIR-TY CAN'T COME FAST E-NOUGH!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This Militant Color Theorists have implemented what they're calling Chroma-Time.

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This "Look, I don't care how much money you've spent to look like Clark Gable, you're still never getting that Gone With The Wind theme park built!"

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This "Oh-ho-ho-ho! Opus, you rapscallion!"

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This "Get out of the way! I've got to get to Connecticut so's I can start a construction company, accidentally murder a mob boss, then marry his wife!"

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This Ah, I see he's a big-time pot farmer!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This We go now live to the sixty-third annual International Freeze Tag championship!

[The Baron of Blueberry Hill @Weirdonian]

@_Caption_This "Well, Bert, your Glamour Shots are more impressive than I thought they would be!"