Haley Weis

love this for me

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

aspartame will not give me cancer because diet coke can sense I'm pure of heart

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

At a bachelorette party with my childhood best friends, and someone came up to us and said “you’ll never get these years back, enjoy it”

man, wish I could freeze time

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

My family is chronic plate sharers, and my dad wanted Dusty to try something off his plate tonight and he shrugs and said “we’re family” and handed it to him. Dusty shared food reluctantly, dad made an effort at feelings. It was a big night for everyone.

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

an old lady at work just told me I actually look good today, actually, wow how humbling

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

I’m having to google the texting acronyms my dad is using, crazy times we’re living in

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Would love to have one consistent emotional state for more than 23 minutes

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

@Lauren6stephens Training by necessity already

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

had to bike to work bc my car is broken and one of my coworkers keeps calling me “biker babe” and “ragbrai queen” which was what I needed in the midst of my chaos

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

wow, the internet is a very happy space for me today

[Kelsea Ballerini @KelseaBallerini]

cowboys cry too with the incredible @NoahKahan out friday. 

so proud and excited to release this first song in a new chapter of music. pre-save now: https://t.co/yYPzdNtXLD

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

my favorite thing on the internet

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Snoop Dogg had to check out his speed at Hayward Field during #TrackFieldTrials24! 🔥

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

my dad going to take a nap after Father’s Day lunch: “I’m going to bed, I don’t have to hang out with you, you’re not my dad.”

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

🤌🏼

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

you ever have a diet coke so crispy that life feels livable again?

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

instead of saying flooding I used the words “too watery” and that’s why I actually deserve workplace bullying

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

CRISPY Diet Coke, that’ll be all for now

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

go jays

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

go jays

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

@Lauren6stephens AUDI!!!!!

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

👏🏻🤘🏻🙌🏻

[Cyclone Basketball @CycloneWBB]

55 put them on notice 👀

40 Points
18-20 FG
12 Rebounds

🌪️🏀🌪️

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

go jays

[Haley Weis @Weis_Haley]

I say this all the time, but imagine being an athlete of ⁦@donnie_weis⁩. No one expects more, no one cares more, no one brings this much energy. Imagine how lucky. So proud of you, brother.