Tim Weist

human being. fisherman.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

"Do you like the Patriots, Georgie?" asked the smiling clown peering out of the sewer. "Are they your favorite? Mine, too!"

[Adam the Bull @adamthebull]

Stipe is the best...fantastic representative for Cleveland! https://t.co/X8jQZLhhyH

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

An oral history of actual punks punching actual Nazis in the face https://t.co/sGmsQE5zCl

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Checkout convo at my hair place-

Lady: When the screen comes up and asks if you want to leave a tip make a selection then enter the amount.

Guy: Do you want the whole thing?

Lady: Just the tip is all I need

Me: *chuckles*

Real adults in room: *hard eye rolls all around*

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

Did anyone else tear up at the end of GEOSTORM? Yeah, me either. Dumb movie.

[Cleveland Police @CLEpolice]

MISSING 9 YEAR OLD ENDANGERED - JAVON BABER AKA "DUE" MAY BE ON RTA BUS. PLEASE RT AND CALL 911 IF SEEN.

[Hollywood T @tyler_is_comedy]

Went and saw The Post tonight. I watched a film about newspapers inside a movie theater inside of a mall. It was a dying industry turducken.

[Nick Wilson @NickWilsonSays]

Yea....well....my four year old peed her pants like a FRIGGIN BOSS this morning at daycare.... https://t.co/CXQEhvMJ9u

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

The publisher had printed 150,000 copies of Michael Wolff's "Fire and Fury." Then Trump denounced it and tried to halt publication--and now more than 1 million copies have been ordered. https://t.co/j99YeOwXIg Please, President Trump, try to ban my next book!

[Nick Fink @finkn23]

I feel like Peppers deserves a mulligan for this past year. He was terribly misused. https://t.co/NomH2EcPfX

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

Free signed copy of WIDOW’S POINT to one lucky winner! All you have to do to be eligible is Follow and Retweet. I’ll pick a winner on Friday night — good luck!

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

Nobody wants the hose!
https://t.co/51EQ9ACVoB
#Horror

[Ken Carman @KenCarman]

Dick Hammer, was an Olympian in 1964, a fire captain, and an actor, best known for his work as the Marlboro Man and presided over Municipal Stadium.

He is also Sam Darnold’s grandfather.

Browns fans, welcome to Flavor Country.

[Tyler Gregory @tgregger]

A parade following an 0-16 season hosted by Rover from the radio? You people don’t even deserve a good team. Pathetic.

[Tim Weist @Weist19]

@RuiterWrongFAN Worst team and coaching staff and front office in history.

[Tim Weist @Weist19]

@Browns Enjoy the bus ride home you fucking degenerates. You are historically pathetic. Wear that uniform with pride, you losers.

[Tim Weist @Weist19]

@Browns you pathetic fucking losers. O and fucking 16. Eat a dick you tremendous scumbag, twats. Enjoy the parade you fucking dirtbags!

[Happy! @HappySYFY]

It's the best way to spend your time. Everyone agrees!

Watch the all-new episode TONIGHT at 10/9c on @SYFY. #SeeHappy

[Ken Carman @KenCarman]

#IHaveATheory Home Alone was a prequel to The Good Son. If McCauley isn't afraid to set Joe Pesci's hair on fire, he's definitely not afraid to try to kill Elijah Wood.