Mobuttu Sesseko

Anti-Systeme# Noisemaker wa state House 🗣️🗣️@ Manchester United State Rep🎀...
#Ex wa Lupita🤗🤗

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

NGUMU tamu huku Egerton, utapata poster ama number za dealers kwa choo ama urinal points 😂 .

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

I think The government should Declare Monday 24 every Year to be
MAGOHA DAY

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

🚨 REMINDER: Graham Potter is the most expensive football manager in history.

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

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[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

Ukweli ni kuwa ata gava I creat more jobs
Bila connection huwezi pata.😢 Hio gown bila connection ni Lesson.😌 Degree ni ya kurembesha rembesha eulogy coz paper Zina matters ni currency😊. It's no longer what you know it's all about who you know 😀

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

@omwambaKE Choppy wa Tatton
@steve weke

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

Wueh nimeskia waiter huku quiver akisema mama pima ako na pombe ya GMO 😂

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

Saa hii venye kunanyesha, Kuna madem wanatamani ingekuwa wao.😂
Good morning Kenya!!

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

It's funny how your girlfriend hate MATHS but loves INCHES. 😂
#NairobiCBD

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October... it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, know that they're pregnant."
🗣️🗣️

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

You can shoot a Woolf and it escapes into the juggle wounded . It will heal up And bit you to death when you Gun less.
#Aresanalmustfall

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

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[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

@Goodguy_snr @Kingkalala01 Campus Ladies gotta tight pussy.
Yet they're academically mtaro .. venye CATS zinawa dinya wueh 😂

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

It's quite absurd and ironic.
Egerton university will be conducting drugs and mental health awareness and yet comrades will still attend wakiwa Na hung-over ya Friday 😂
#formnigani?

[The Main Character @MainCharacter54]

I knew Ruto will do this before sacking them. They must feel the pain. Matiangi can't believe. Munya tumbo ni kuguruma tu, Tobiko ... Wacha tu

[Calvince @MkulimaWaNjoro]

Dugwi is one of the best innovations that will save our country.Check out https://t.co/ZScxYYeXUn to see how.

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

@MigunaMiguna @RailaOdinga With all this skills and experience Mr right aka political guru what made you loose Nairobi Gubernatorial seat to sonko. Apilo mokichamo lungi nang'o . Weri gi joka odinga ocham kenya✅

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

The most difficult age for any man is
between 22 to 29 years

A THREAD!!

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

Okero’s Grandpa and his Dad taught him how to retrieve bodies. His family’s lineage is known for the skills of retrieving bodies from the River. He was used to retrieving suicide or accidental drowning bodies. Now it’s murdered humans dumped in the river like waste garbage.

[Mobuttu Sesseko @WekeSteve]

@Nakurugoat_ Ki kalala zina lala nyuma ya 👑 king
Ziko chini kama odds za Liverpool kichwa leo