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[WeLaidback @WeLaidback]

Nota personal: Ponte las pilas..

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

No Shaqiri for Switzerland??? Is this some sick fucking joke. Cancel the entire tournament, this World Cup has no pedigree

[H’ur @Hur1]

There was more outrage in the Qatar World Cup for alcohol being banned than there is in this World Cup for people being banned.

[WeLaidback @WeLaidback]

What is this idiotic hydration break? #WorldCup

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

When I get to a public place and it's packed with people:

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Israel has given us OnlyFans, War, Debt, and illegal nuclear weapons that threaten the world.

Iran has given us algebra, chemistry, and Medicine.

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

YOU DON'TLIKE PRIDE MONTH?
JUST IGNORE IT LIKE YOU DID WITH THE EPSTEIN FILES

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[Kelindi @_kelindi]

every software engineer is just someone who wanted to make video games and quietly gave up on that dream

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Having a pet is basically just asking
"how did you get so cute?" followed by "why are you wet?" 6 or 7 times a day.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

no data center on Earth is worth the bees, water, and trees.

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

犬が柵を飛び越えるモーションが好きすぎる

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’m so glad i’m mentally ill in a regular way & not a religious psychosis way

[Matt @mugiwaraNoMatt3]

Acabo de escuchar a una vieja en el supermercado decir "yo no creo en las proteínas"
????
Qué hay que creerle a las proteínas???

[Gary Goodridge @garyhgoodridge]

You’ve survived 100% of your worst days. Keep going.

[WeLaidback @WeLaidback]

@AcidoBetico Un mundial sin Shaqiri no es un mundial

[Codigo HumanoX @DatosOcultosX]

Ayer en la oficina, mi jefe me negó el permiso para ir al festival escolar de mi hija. Me dijo que 'las prioridades personales se quedan en la puerta'. Dos horas después, su esposa lo llamó llorando porque se le pinchó una llanta y no sabía qué hacer. Él entró en pánico porque tenía una reunión importante y me pidió que fuera yo a ayudarla porque 'yo sí sabía de esas cosas'.

Le dije: 'Lo siento, jefe, pero mis habilidades mecánicas también son prioridades personales y se quedaron en la puerta al entrar'. Se quedó mudo. No sé si mañana tendré trabajo, pero hoy cené viendo las fotos del festival de mi hija y esa paz no se compra con un sueldo.

[Seb 🇧🇦 @LinuxSeb]

I’d like to know why recruiters look at my LinkedIn and think, oh, this person is a network engineer, I should send them a job posting about being a customer facing technical support agent. Like?? Get tf off my profile 😭😭😭

[Amanda Taróloga @amandatarologa]

lembra quando você abria o Instagram e eram só fotos dos seus amigos, em vez de influenciadores e anúncios? ah, os bons tempos antigos…

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Getting hit in the face with this ball while it was wet builds character oml