$welcome

Turn off the jeet chain and come back to the real daddy.

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

> open cmd
> /turn_off_jeet_chain

Welcome back to Ethereum.

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

People using Base past midnight tonight are literally all boomers

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Sorry fam but Base is last, I don't make the rules

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Proud to announce that Base is partnering with Recycle Bin to make even more trash!

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Chart got a virus, brb gonna reinstall Ethereum

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

The last user on Base wondering where tf everybody went

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Even Elon knows $ETH is where it's at...

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Pack it up fellas, time to return to ETH...

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Default Windows XP background but the hill is literally just Brian Armstrong's head

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Base or ETH? The choice is yours anon

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Base really needed a team of designers and took a whole ass year to come up with this MS paint-tier branding

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Coulda told y'all shitcoining on Base would be over faster than a game of minesweeper

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

We're so back

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Even Clippy knows Base is dead on arrival.'

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

> ERROR: 0xC0023f UNKNOW_base_LIQUIDITY_NOT_FOUND

Welcome back to ETH.

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

ETH vs Base, I don't make the rules

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Meanwhile over on Basechain...

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

do y'all wanna get rugged again on base or what?!

come back FAST mfers

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

huh

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

Base chain be like

[$welcome @WelcomeBackETH]

alright buddy