Brian Weldon.

fat dick

[Brian Weldon. @WeldonBrian]

The fuck is going on.

[Brian Weldon. @WeldonBrian]

Imagine being thick enough to go jogging two a breast on a country road in dense fog at 7am 😏 #sillybilly

[Brian Weldon. @WeldonBrian]

I think I need another holiday, it’s fucking snowing 🧐

[Brian Weldon. @WeldonBrian]

@darragh_96 @laurencoffey97 Stop trying to flirt with my girlfriend

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@laurencoffey97 V true 💪🏽❤️ x

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@darragh_96 Won’t be long now 💪🏽 said the monkey when he chopped off his tail! 😂

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@BrendanD1994 Ah now, poor auld Tracy

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Two more days and I’ll be cruising round Vietnam on a ped, showing off me farmers tan! 👌🏽💪🏽 yurt

[Brian Weldon. @WeldonBrian]

@dano277 On the upside, the boom is back 💪🏽 @dano277

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@darrenjgoff We pay our road tax too! Well sometimes I do 🤔

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It worries me that I’m more looking forward to the toy show as the years go on 😏

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Went for a “nap” at 4 o’clock, woke up 7 and a half hours later! Really don’t know how I do it 👊🏻

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@laurencoffey97 I might be 3 days late but, that’s cute🙄😍

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@BrendanD1994 I know of loads of these for sale

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This is how I feel sometimes 💪🏽😂 https://t.co/WAMu4bxcsA

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I love lamp

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@laurencoffey97 @youtoofunny @babetexts Face full of hair sure why not 🙈😂 @laurencoffey97

[Brian Weldon. @WeldonBrian]

@darragh_96 @alinachugai98 Haha 😂 I’m not a bad Cunt after all!😂

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

When someone says I can pet their dog