Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.
That one will break them completely.
That’s because they’re used to fighting against third world orcs and savages. When European man finally chimps out it’s with militaristic efficiency and a stoic heart of stone, nothing is done randomly, nothing goes unplanned.
Those who truly understand violence will be the last to agree to it, and will do what’s necessary to bring it to a quick and efficient end.
Hail the ancestors, and God bless the IRA.