Hiba H

A Human

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

They cant find time to discuss this important topic in our British classrooms but they have enough time to bang’ on about Henry VII and his parade of (un)merry wives.

#WeGetItHeWasADick

https://t.co/8hali52x5S

[Simon Cox is on BlueSky @SimonFRCox]

not a parody account

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

“Hey babe, I just need to grab something real quick. Hang tight”

[CNN International @cnni]

And you thought your worst first date story was bad. A Massachusetts woman became an unexpected getaway driver after a man she met on a dating app robbed a bank on their first date. https://t.co/gwGUDXxAHV

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

About the same time it took me to wash that lone cup in the sink but you don’t hear me bragging about it.

[The Independent @Independent]

Billie Eilish wrote Bond theme song 'in three days' https://t.co/rxdSFYvHDD

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

@ImranGarda Yea, but it’s not like he’s an American president 🇺🇸

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

That about sums up the state of Arab women in the Middle East

[Al Arabiya English @AlArabiya_Eng]

The capital of Arab women for 2020 is Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, declared the Arab Women’s Committee in a meeting under the slogan “Women are a homeland and an ambition,” Saudi Press Agency reports.

https://t.co/YUcM9no5FY

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

He looking to figure out his spirit animal?

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

And they say romance is dead? #ValentinesDay2020

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

There’s a glitch in the matrix

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Antarctic island hits record temperature of 20.75C https://t.co/NZOP97YA1J

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

“Whaddya mean your lactose intolerant?”

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

The great debate of our time

[CNN @CNN]

Do you recline? Or decline? https://t.co/XzLEE8TfMa

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

Wazzzzzzzzuuuuup 👽

[CNN @CNN]

Mysterious radio signals from space have been known to repeat, but for the first time, researchers have noticed a pattern in a series of bursts coming from a single source half a billion light-years from Earth. https://t.co/taeUM6xovI

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

Even his interests are fucked

[The Independent @Independent]

Trump is really interested in badgers, new book claims https://t.co/NBuXmjl79O

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

But in real terms, that’s about one serving of chicken and waffles drizzled in maple syrup. 🥞 🍗

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Every day each person in america wastes over 1,500 calories worth of food, study finds https://t.co/CpABEAYtAS

[Astead @AsteadWH]

what stage of capitalism is this

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

When the drugs kick in...

[Al Arabiya English @AlArabiya_Eng]

“I hypothetically told the angel of death to take me instead of Qassem Soleimani” says Hezbollah Secretary General Hassan Nasrallah in a tearful upcoming interview with Iran’s al-Alam television.

#QassemSoleimani #Hezbollah

https://t.co/jvTtQlkl1T

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

@AlArabiya_Eng When the drugs kick in.....

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

Call me a devout believer #Trumpism

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Middle East peace plans are my favourite genre of Western fiction

[Hiba H @WellApparently]

Fuck ‘em both