Lee Dang

Embellisher Extraordinaire

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

Alright, life.
What’s next?

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

@urbankreativeSA @crystallldo

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

@crystallldo You know I’m reading about what we watching to see if it’s good... turns out, it was good.

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

No mo hairties.

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

@annietkk Y’all had one in at the table with the pickles then another tournament in the kitchen with the bo. You know damn well y’all participate in the tournaments

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

I ain’t gonna lie, when my girl said she got us red dresses, I dove into the bag to make sure her shit wasn’t cuter than mines.
Turns out, she got the same dresses for us.
#PettyBitch

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

@djsoulsister I need this

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

Growing up and fucking up all your nonstick pans with the white devil’s modern metal kitchen tools...
We cooked everything with chopsticks.
#SURPRISEMTF

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

Seriously, everything that’s happened to @MrEddieHuang on @FreshOffABC literally has happened to me day by day by day growing up.
Minus brothers, have a sister that highlighted my hair tho.
Gadzooks Jinco jeans with the vest phase coming right up!
#JonnyPics

[TAFé Du Monde @theDJTAF]

2 bottles of wine sure go by quick when you hate yourself

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

Got to be me to slice my pinky open from opening a new can of balls before I even start to play tennis.
A-doyyy!
Me sa, sa, stupid.

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

Geez, America looks so friggin’ wack with Danica sounding like a complete dweeb at the espys.
What were they thinking during rehearsal?
“Sounds great, Danica!
You’re not awkward at all!”

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

How’s being short?
Ya know. Sucks at concerts, great on planes.
And you bring tall?
Simply, the opposite.
Great at concerts, sucks on planes.

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

Ya boy jaggy wasn’t even eatin’ dem thangs.
#MurderDeathKill

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

Running of the bulls?
That’s for pansies.
Running of the jaguar.
Now, that’ll get your picture on the wall and by picture, I mean blood.

[skooks @skooks]

The final battle of post-apocalyptic New Orleans will be fought between Audubon's escaped jaguars and Tulane's escaped monkeys

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

@bananantran They were playing and all the sudden they just started bleeding everywhere.
🤷🏻‍♂️

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

Anyone seen my jaguar?
Oh, farts.

[Lee Dang @WellDanggg]

Holy fucking shit the shrapnel is blinking in your fucking wound!
I love it!
#MansBestFriend
@blackmirror